BREAKING NEWS - From The Boyfriends
Association Of Nigeria
(B.A.N) To Girlfriends
With regards to the meeting held today,
the Boyfriend
Association of Nigeria(B.A.N) decided to go on a eight months
strike starting
from 1st june, 2013. This strike is not to
cause mayhem,
riot or any form of breakup with our
beloveth girlfriends. We plan to use this strike period as a
time for appraisal and re-
dedication in our supposed relationship.
During this period, all
forms of communication (formal,
intimate or otherwise) is allowed but all form of financial
assistance will be put to rest.
We assure our girlfriend(s) that this
supposed strike period,
our commitment will be 100% and won't
be questioned, also, this period will not, WE repeat, will not
pose a threat to the
relationship unless you the girlfriend(s)
choose to.
Full boyfriend responsibility will resume
on the 1st of February, 2014 to enable both parties plan for the
upcoming valentine
(14th February, 2014).
We thank our girlfriends for their
anticipated 'Good Behavior'
during this period. Signed.
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