UGO AND UZO VIBE

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

A lecturer walked into the lecture room and announced that there will be an emergency test

A lecturer walked into the lecture room
and announced that there will be an
emergency test, and he went straight to
the board to write the instructions as:
1. Time is 15 minutes
2. No copying 3. No cancellation of answer
4. You can open your text book or
notebook.
5. Once its 15 minutes raise your pen and
walk out of your desk.
He then told the students to get set and he began to dictate the questions one
after the other.
Question Number one:
List your favorite foods
Immediately, students began to list. Guys
were writing: pounded yam, fufu, egusi and eba, while the posh girls went ahead
to list: hot dog, shawarma, pizza, etc, etc.
The lecturer then announced the number
two question:
Explain how to prepare/cook your favorite
foods that you listed above? OMG! You need to see how the girls
started cancelling their previous answers
and changing it to: dodo, ewa, moimoi,
garri, puff puff, amala, ewedu, efo, etc

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