A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for #50,000.

A businessman met a beautiful
girl and agreed to spend the
night with her for #50,000. They
did
their thing, and, before he left,
he told her that he did not have
any
cash with him, but he would
have his secretary write a check
and mail it to her, calling the
payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT.’ On the way
to the office, he
regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event
had not been worth the price. So
he had his secretary send a
cheque for #25,000 and enclose the
following typed note: ‘Dear Madam:
Enclosed is a check for #25,000
for rent of your apartment . I am
not sending the amount agreed
upon, because when I rented the
place, I was under the impression that: #1 –
it had never been occupied;
#2 – there was plenty of heat;
and
#3 – it was small enough to
make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that: #1 – it had been
previously
occupied,
#2 – there wasn’t any heat,
and
#3 – it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl
immediately returned the #25,000
cheque with the following note: ‘Dear Sir:
#1 – I cannot understand how
you could expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely.
#2 – As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if
you know how to
turn it on.
#3 – Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular
size, but if you don’t have
enough furniture to fill it, please do not
blame the management.
So, Please send the rent in full or
we will be forced to contact your
present landlady.