PLEASE FANS WHATS UR TAKE?? DID THE PRIEST LIE? l

PLEASE FANS WHATS UR TAKE??

DID THE PRIEST LIE? l
A distinguished young woman on a flight
from Dubai to
Lusaka asked the Priest beside her:
Woman: "Father, may I ask a favor?"
Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you?" Woman: "Well, I bought an expensive
woman's
electronic hair dryer for my mother's
birthday that is
unopened and well over the Customs limits,
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way
you could
carry it through Customs for me.......... Under
your robe
perhaps ?"
Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
you: I will not lie."
Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no
one will
question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead
of her.
Custom Officer: "Father, do you have
anything to
declare?"
Priest: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I
have nothing to declare. "
The official thought this answer strange.
Custom Officer:: "And what do you have to
declare
from your waist to the floor?" Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument
designed to be
used on a woman, but which is, to date,
unused."
Custom Officer:: Roaring with laughter,
said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!